Shruti R. Patel....Funny

Laugh!!! It’s Joke Time!!!

1.      Teacher: Akhil, name an animal which is found in South Africa.

Akhil: A lion.

Teacher: That is absolutely right! Now, name another animal.

Akhil: Another lion.

2.      Jerry: Why are the blood groups of people different?

Bred: So that mosquitoes don’t get bored of drinking the same blood all the time.

3.      Gillian: Why did the Tennis player bring a tray to practice?

Tony: I don’t know.

Gillian: Because it was his turn to serve.

4.      Lucy: Daddy, what are four grapes and two grapes?

Daddy: Can’t you solve this simple addition problem on your own? Didn’t you do a similar problem in class?

Lucy: No, the teacher always uses bananas.

5.      Jennifer: Why didn’t you call me yesterday?

Maya: I did but each time I tried, your phone was busy!

Jennifer: Impossible! I was sitting with the receiver in my hand.

6.      Father: How was school today, Greg? Did you like it?

Gregory: It’s hard to like a place that’s haunted, Dad.

Father: Haunted! What do you mean?

Gregory: It’s my new teacher. She keeps talking about the school spirit.

7.      1^st Man: Why are your hands in my pocket?

2^nd Man: Sorry, I’m wearing an identical pair of trousers.

8.      Teacher: Johnny, did you cheat from Amy’s test?

Johnny: Yes, but how did you know?

Teacher: In one answer, Amy wrote, “I don’t know.” And you wrote, “Me neither.”

~ Shruti R. Patel